Hello everyone who is actually reading this nonesense. This is just the usual stuff. i would say entertaining ot anything just plain old rubbish. which some people might find entertaining while others might just think I'm nothing but a ass who has nothing better to do. Well yes, that may be true but on the other hand why on earth is that person thinking that wasting there time reading this when they could be doing other stuff thats more for them. Anyway shuvvling the poo away for a moment as people who do read this is'nt here for this I'm sure. so here's the crappy story you know and love. <3 :P

 

 

somewhere along the lines of once upon a time or something like that, there was a girl named alice(oh my god! a girl introduced to the series of stories, does this mean they'll be a sex scene!? Hell no perverts shush!), aliced lived in a house with a white cat named flush,a black dog name loo and a turtle named roll. One day alice was running low on pet food so she went out to the pet store to get some food for her pets. on her way to the pet store she bumped into fred with a sick on his head. alice then asked why hes got a sack on his head, fred then asked if she was talking to him. Alice then tuck the sack off his head,"fred?" she then then said sounding all suprised when she realised who he was she called him a stupid idiot and asked what he was doing there. Fred then explained he was on his way to johns house then suddenly a sack went over his head. suddenly pat came running down the street, when spotted alice and fred with the sack he then stopped. "ah you found my post sack,please may I have it back?" ask pat, fred and alice then moaned at him calling him a idiot for losing his sack in the wind. suddenly a news paper hits them on the back of there heads. all three of them turn round to find a big news paper then they saw john running towards them. When john got to them he grabbed the news paper and sighed "thank god for that i though i lost yet another news paper, it was bad enough losing my brand new mug the other day" said john in seemingly releif. then all 3 pat,alice and fred moaned at john, john then said it were'nt my fault the wind is strong today. suddenly pat had a idea and suggest to take them in the van to where ever they want go, so they agreed to go along. When they got in the van, pat tried to start his van, but the engine make a weird fating noise and stops. Then they all started moaning "Aww, come on." they all said. pat then went outside to check his van, alice then stepped out of the van, and walked the rest of the way to the pet store. she bumped into fred and they both walked back home. after all they next door neighbours. meanwhile back at the van, pat fell asleep and john ripped his paper. the end

Hello everyone! Well to be honest I compleatly forgot I have a space. lol Well anyway merry, happy new year, happy birthday, happy bla just happy-happy!! I hope thing went well over that time, it curtainly has been for me. but anyway here a story for you. enjoy

 

 

There was a man who lived in a red royle mail van called pat. pat had a friend called john who lived on his own reading newspaper papers out of borederm. one day pat phoned john on his phone, when john answered the phone "hey john! you would'nt guess what, the post men are on strike again" said pat. after a slight pause and cough "Erm...pat, its christmas eve and that another newspaper you owe me!" said john. there was then yet another pause when penny kind of dropped "Oh no! Its christmas, what are we going to do?" panicked pat. john sighs and says" calm down, will you. get me a newpaper and we'll have a party here". pat then went to the paper shop while it was still open got a new paper then drove off to johns house. when he got to johns house, john then said "I've invited fred round, i dunno when he is coming..". mean while else where fred was walking down the street looking round him and whistling, he then bumped into a old man. "bloody kids" said the old man then then the old man laughed like a mad man ran off. fred then scratched his head and trip up on a dust bin, "ow my leg!" he then said limping. A kid walking past saw this and laughed at him, then the kid walk in to a wall and knocked himself out. fred just walked past wondering why he fell asleep. suddenly his phone rang, it was john "Fred! you were supposed to be at out part an hour ago your not drunk again are you fred? fred? fred!? FRED!!?" john said, "Errrr I forgot sorry, I'm on my way" said fred, then he made his way to johns house. mean while back at johns house. john was sitting down reading his news paper while pat was asleep with a mug hanging from hand. The then door bell rang and made john and pat jump, john ripped his paper "Oh Sh*t! not again" he said and pat drop the mug the floor and broke "oops" he then sighed and tried pick up the peaces, as john answered the door. Fred then walked in and looked around "where is everyone" he then asked, pat and john then looked at him and said "were here", john then sat down on johns ripped paper. After pat cleaned up broken mug john asked wheres his new paper. pat and john then looked for john paper "fred have you seen johns paper?' asked pat fred shuck his head, john then noticed he was sitting on it "Fred! get off my frigging paper" shouted john, fred then stud up when he saw the paer was ripped he said "but it is ripped", john then kicked him out the house for ripping his paper. then asked pat where he put his mug, pat then scratched his head "Errr...erm.. well..  i kind of broke it" said pat, john then frowned "That was my only mug in house you stupid f***ing idiot" shouted john then hit pat across the head with the ripped news paper, pat then went back home to his van and john fell asleep on his news paper and woke on new years day.

 

the end

 

thats it for now folks. until next time. :)

Hey everyone! i update this blog, for more nonesense, for your entertainment and all. it seems no one has either noticed that this has been risen from dead or its that crap no one really cares. I think it could be both, but i am bored so i will update this anyhow. So what been going on with me? this is'nt what my blogs are about really, i mean no one wants to read This" I have just gone to make some toast and then I spreading butter on it, but you would guess what happen my bloody dog has eaten it" okay maybe some people will amused by this, but i feel people would rather want to be entertained and have a laugh for change. thats the whole goal of this and if you think this is'nt funny and all. Then fair enough that is your taste, now on to a story...

 

 

Once a upon a time there was a guy named fred, he was stroling down the road until a sack blew on top of his head in the wind. as he was standing there with a sack on his head, a boy pointed at him and said" look mommy, that man has a sack his head" the mother then grabed the boys hand and said "Dont stare it is rude", then boy and mother walked off. After awhile a bloke noticed fred with a sack on his head and said"oh no, not you as well. that sack is cursed, when ever it lands on someones ed, it makes em get the sack from there job, ya know", "But i dont have a job." explained fred. The man then scratched his head and said "You dont have a job, oh dear. that could explain it then" the guy then walked off. When fred finally got the sack off his head he then had a phone call from a guy named john who works at the royle mail with his freind pat. Fred answers the phone "Have seen my mail sack fred, i dropped it on the way back from work" fred then explained about the sack and lator aplied for job seekers allowence. The end and the moral of the that story is dont walk around with a sack on your head you'll never get a job that way.

 

I hope you enjoyed this article, please leave any comments you want give to me thank you for reading. :)

The world is mad! mad I tell you! mad! heheh nah.. But anyone would think so for me reviving a dead thing that probably should remain dead.

anyway hello to all my friends and everybody else who are reading this! :) Welcome to my new msn space, all the same junk just a different location. ;) just in case you are wondering where i have been, I have been such a lazy person and slept for allmost a year. heh but who cares about I'm back and so is the entertainment of my lousy typing and rubbish but hopefully funny stories, have fun everyone and here's my story.

 

 

There was once a man living on his own in a house far away and his name was john. One day john got home from work as a post man. he was about to sit down with a new paper and beer, as he sat down and opened the newspaper, the phone rang. "oh s**t! not the phone..' he said He then jump out of his chair accidently ripping his paper. "Oh crap, oh it was a load of rubbish anyway" he said as he grabbed the phone to answer it. When he actually got to answer it, it turned out to be his freind from work "Hey John its me pat, I heard on the radio there is a sword in a stone and anyone who can take the sword and bring back to the queen will win 1m pounds!, sound like a loud of **** to me john, bye" here this news. John ran out of the house "Yippee! if i get all this money I can quit my my job and get better friends!" he shouted, Then one of his neighbours open his upstairs window and shouted "Oi! Stop shouting I'm trying to get some sleep!" john then went into his car and zoomed off in search of for sword. He stopped by at a near by pub to ask questions. As he went inside there was a big guy smiling at him "Hello have you seen a sword a stone anywhere?" john asked the guy "No, I'm afraid I hav'nt big boy. but I might know where you might find one" the guy said john then ran out side the pub only to find that it was a gay bar. the big guy then came out "Oh well if you change your mind you know where I am" he shouted, but john was'nt interested and went back in his car. After that rather awkward possition, he asked a old man who was walk along the street about it, "Sorry what did you say young man?" answered the old man then john shouted what he said "Aww, there was no need to shout.. " the old man then said "Boys these days, dont have any manors. I did however hear about something like that in a story book" the old man then continued. John scatched his head "So what was this story about?" the old man then explained and told the story of king arthur, john then got a bit cheesed off went back home. when john got home to a ripped up news paper and a emty beer can, the phone rang. john then answer the phone "hey john its me again pat, I'm sorry but it turns out that it was hoax, i hope you did'nt.." john then hang up the phone. the end.  And the moral to that story is, if you aim for greed you'll and up with nothing.